Some Haikus Re: Lack of Fabulousness

Basketball:

Holy ^&*%@#^ Hell.

Will this Season Ever End?

No More Bleachers Please.

 

Toilet:

When was I ordained

Almighty Toilet Flusher?

Flush your own damn poops.

 

Blargh:

Stupid cold outside

March in Berkshire County

Who took all my gloves?

 

Dog:

Ate the trash again

She covets filthy napkins

Then she horfs them up.

 

Tweenager:

Hits One Radio

My God My Ears are Bleeding

No more Charlie Puth.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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6 thoughts on “Some Haikus Re: Lack of Fabulousness

  1. lol I love how you captured your day with haikus! It sounds like it might have been a frustrating one. I have to say they made me laugh–especially your liberal use of asterisks etc. This is a great format for a slice!

  2. I laughed out loud at your haikus! Everyone of them created a connection for me except the tweenager. I looked up Charlie Puth…it could be worse, but I understand your pain. Have a relaxing, quiet, bleacher-free (maybe?) weekend.

  3. These are HILARIOUS. I don’t even know when one I love more. I related to all of them. I am so relieved basketball is over and no more bleachers! And oh yes to the ear bleeding of Charlie Puth. My teen has been on a Beatles and a Bob Marley kick lately, and it really is the best.

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