Basketball:
Holy ^&*%@#^ Hell.
Will this Season Ever End?
No More Bleachers Please.
Toilet:
When was I ordained
Almighty Toilet Flusher?
Flush your own damn poops.
Blargh:
Stupid cold outside
March in Berkshire County
Who took all my gloves?
Dog:
Ate the trash again
She covets filthy napkins
Then she horfs them up.
Tweenager:
Hits One Radio
My God My Ears are Bleeding
No more Charlie Puth.
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lol I love how you captured your day with haikus! It sounds like it might have been a frustrating one. I have to say they made me laugh–especially your liberal use of asterisks etc. This is a great format for a slice!
I laughed out loud at your haikus! Everyone of them created a connection for me except the tweenager. I looked up Charlie Puth…it could be worse, but I understand your pain. Have a relaxing, quiet, bleacher-free (maybe?) weekend.
I love your day in haiku, your perspective, and your voice. I hate bleacher butt and am so glad our basketball season is over!
Hahaha what a fresh take on haiku…basketball is my favorite and the whole collection just made me smile! Inspired to explore my life in haiku now…though I won’t be able to capture the same snarky spunk I’m sure! I’m excited to see what flows when I put pencil to paper!
A Haiku of my day: I lost an hour- coffee in an IV, please- damn you, Ben Franklin
Omg I love it!!!
These are HILARIOUS. I don’t even know when one I love more. I related to all of them. I am so relieved basketball is over and no more bleachers! And oh yes to the ear bleeding of Charlie Puth. My teen has been on a Beatles and a Bob Marley kick lately, and it really is the best.